Wow... it's been a while since I've actually done this. School has been quite interfering with my blog updating, so I'm doing this now, during the long weekend. There's a holiday tomorrow and on Tuesday where I live, so I better continue with this one. So, here.
“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
“Ebony, Ebony!” Draco shouted sadly. “No, please, come back!”
But I was too mad.
“Whatever! Now, you can go and have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key which had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then, I looked at my black Good Charlotte watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short, ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and a spiky belt. Under that, I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair up. Anyway, I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did some advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly, the guitar transformed into Draco!
“Ebony, I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I don't care what those fucker preps and posers think. Your the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you, I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just want to fucking be with you. I fucking love you!” Then, he started to sing Good Charlotte's The Chronicles of Life and Death, which was our song when we fell in love, right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing, gothic and sexy like a cross between Gerard Way, Joel Madden, Chester Bennington, Pierre Bouvier and Marilyn Manson. (AN: Don’t you think those guys are so hot? If you don't know who they are, then get the fuck out of here!)
“Oh my fucking goth,” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us, but I just stuck up my middle fingers that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now at them.
“I love you!” I said to Draco and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (I fucking hate that bitch) and Chad Michael Murray in A Cinderella Story. Then, we went away holding hands. Lupin shouted at us but he stopped because everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked together. Then, I saw a poster saying that My Chemical Romance would have a concert in Hogsmeade right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went together.
“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”
“What the fuck, Draco? I'm not going to a concert with you!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time! Even if it's MCR, and you know how much I like them.”
“What? Because we…you know…” he gadgetted (stuttered?) uncomfortably because guys don’t like to talk about you-know-what.
“Yeah, cause, we, you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.
“We won’t do that again,” Draco promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”
“Oh my fucking goth, what the fuck? Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess you're a prep, or a Christian, or what now?”
“NO,” he muttered loudly.
“Are you becoming a prep or what?” I shouted angrily.
“Ebony! I’m not! Please come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing The World is Black by GC to me.
I was flattered because that’s not even a single; he had memorized the lyrics just for me!
“Okay then, I guess I will have to,” I said and then we french kissed for a while. I went up to my room. B’loody Mary was standing there.
“Hajimemashite girl.” she said happily. She speaks Japanese and so do I. That means ‘how do you do’ in Japanese.
“By the way, that fucking poser Dumbledore got Willow expelled. He claimed that she failed all her classes and that she skipped math. I will so fucking miss her.” (AN: RAVEN, COME BACK!!)
"Sam," I said.
Well anyway, we were feeling all depressed. We watched some goffik (gothic) movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas.
“Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.
“Kawaii,” B’loody Mary shook her head energetically. “Oh yeah, I have a confession to make. After she got expelled, I murdered her, and then Lupin did it with her because he’s a necrophiliac.”
“Kawaii,” I commented happily . We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie.
“Oh, hey, by the way, I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight in Hogsmeade with MCR.” I said. “ I need to wear, like, the hottest outfit EVER.”
B’loody Mary nodded energetically. “Oh my fucking goth, totally. Lets go shopping.”
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic loyalty card.
“No.”
My head snapped up.
‘WHAT?” my head spun. I could not believe it. “B’loody Mary are you a PREP?”
“NO! NO!” she laughed. “I found some cool goffik stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”
“Who told you about them?” I asked. I was sure that it would be either Draco, Diabolo, or Vampire. I was hoping that she would not say that it was Vampire. Or me.
“Dumbledore,” She said. “Let me just call our brooms.”
“Oh my fucking goth, DUMBLEDORE?” I asked quietly.
“Yeah, I saw the map of Hogsmeade on his desk,” she told me. “Come on; let’s go.”
We were going in a few punk/goff stores SPECIALLY MADE for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses.
“We only have these for the real goffs,” he said.
“The real goffs?” me and B’loody Mary asked.
“Yeah, you wouldn’t believe how many posers there are in this town, man! Yesterday, Lupin and Snape tried to buy a goffik camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I didn't even know that they had a camera.”
“OH MY FUCKING GOTH, NO! THEY'RE GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tassels coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
“Oh my Satan, you have to buy that outfit,” the salesperson said.
“Yeah, it looks totally hot,” said B’loody Mary.
“You know what, I am gonna give it to you free because you look really hot in that outfit. Hey, are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah, I am, actually,” I looked back at him. “Hey, by the way, my name’s Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Tara Way. What’s yours?”
“Tom Riddle,” he said as he ran his hand through his black-dyed hair. “Maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
“Yeah, I don’t think so, because I'm going there with my boyfriend Draco, you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OH MY FUCKING GOTH, EBONY! YOU NEED TO GO BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
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AN: I said, stop flaming the story! If you're a prep, then don't read it! You can tell whether you're a prep or not by my quiz. It's on my homepage. If you're not, then you rock. But if you are, then FUCK OFF!
P.S. Willow isn’t really a prep. Raven, please do this. I'll promise to give you back your poster!
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and stuff for free. He said he would help us with makeup if he wanted because he was really into fashion and stuff. (He's bisexual). Hagrid kept shouting at us to come back to Hogwarts.
“What the fuck, Hagrid?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off, you fucking bastard.” Well anyway, Willow came as if nothing happened, as if B'loody Mary did not murder her, and as if Lupin never did it with her corpse. Hargird went away angrily.
“Hey bitch, you look kawaii,” she said.
“Yeah, but not as kawaii as you,” I answered sadly because Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset with blood red lace on it and a black miniskirt with blood-red accents, leather fishnets and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big boobs and everything. She was thin enough to be anorexic.
“So, are you going to the concert with Draco?” she asked.
“Yeah,” I said happily.
“I’m going with Diabolo,” she answered happily. Draco and Diabolo came. They were both looking extremely hot and sexy and you could tell they thought that we were hot too.
Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup just like Marilyn Manson does. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic, black Good Charlotte t-shirt and black Vans he got from the Warped Tower (or is this supposed to be tour?). B’loody Mary was going to the concert with Dracola.
Dracola used to be called Neville, but it turned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family was one of vampires who all died in a car crash. Neville converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slytherin now. He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair with red streaks in it.
Well anyway, we all went to Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (get it? 'Cause we're goffik.) that his dad Lucius gave him. We did pot, coke and crack. Draco and I made out. We made fun of those stupid fucking preps. We soon got there. I gapsed.
Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! He looked even sexier than he did in pictures. He had long, raven black hair and piercing, blue eyes. He was really skinny and he had an amazing ethnic (?) voice. We moshed to Helena and some other songs. Suddenly, Gerard pulled of his mask. So did the other members.
It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly, preppy man with no nose and red eyes... Everyone ran away but me and Draco. They were Voldemort and the Death Dealers!
“You moronic idiots!” he shouted in an angst-filled manner. “Ebony, I told thee to kill Vampire. Thou hath failed. And now, I shall kill thee and Draco!”
“No, no... please!” we begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Suddenly, a gothic, old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black beard. He was wearing a black robe that said ‘Avril Lavigne’ on the back. He shouted a spell and Voldemort ran away. It was DUMBLEDORE!
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AN: I SAID STOP FLAMING! If you do, then you're a fucking prep! Fangz to Raven for the help and stuff. You rock! And you're not a prep. Fangz for my sweater! P.S. The other reason Dumbeldore swore is because he's trying to be goffik, so there!
I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, blood-red lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes where my belly can be seen. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
The night before, Draco and I went back to the skull, er, school. (Get it? Skull? Because I'm goffik and I like death?) Dumbledore chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms. My bromstick was black with blood red bristles with lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR broom. We went back to our rooms and we had sex to a Linkin Park song.
Well anyway, I went down to the Great Hall. There, all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But, you could see that there was pink pant underneath the black paint and there were posters of poser bands everywhere such as Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
“What the fuck!” I shouted as I sat next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long, gothic black dress that was all lacy with blood red writing and a slit that came up to the thighs. She also wore black boots and fishnets.
Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier: Mikey Way, Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so fucking hot,” Neville was saying, as suddenly, a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had dyed his hair black.
“DUMBLEDORE?” we all gasped.
“WHAT THE FUCK?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!”
“Hello everyone,” he said happily. “As you can see, I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!
“By the way, you can call me Albert,” he called as we left to our classes.
“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transformation class. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (get it? Way, like Gerard) but I didn’t say anything.
“I bet he’s having a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
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AN: Please stop flaming the story! If you do, you're a fucking prep and you're jealous, ok! From now on, I'm going to delete your mean reviews! By the way, Ebony is a pure blood, so there! Fangz to Raven for the help!
All day, we sat angrily thinking about Dumbledore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward to- the My Chemical Romance concert. It had been postponed, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked him what's the matter and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and full of angst. (Aren't sensitive bisexual guys so hot?)
“No one fucking understands me!” he shouted angrily as his black hair went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Broken Dreams. He was wearing black baggy pants, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die, er, tie. (Get it? Die, instead of tie because I'm goffik.)
I was wearing a black leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a black leather mini, black high heel boots and a cross belly ring. My hair was all up in a messy, really high bun like Amy Lee in Going Under. (e-mail me if you want to see the picture.)
“Excuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“But-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was too late. I knew what I heard. I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Draco banged on the door. I wept and wept as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces, er, face... like Benji in the video for Girls and Boys (Raven, that is so our video!). I took out a cigarette and started to smoke pot.
Suddenly Hagrid came.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing in the girls’ room?”
Only it wasn’t just Hagrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it to be Tom Riddle or maybe Draco but it was Dumbledore.
“Hey, I need to ask you a question,” he said, pulling out his black wannabe-goffik purse. “What are you wearing to the concert?”
“You know who MCR are!” I gasped.
“No, I just saw that there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to,” he said. “Anyway, Draco has a surprise for you.”
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Chapter 16: More Costume Descriptions
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“Ebony Ebony!” shouted Draco sadly. “No, please, come back!”
But I was too mad.
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I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!
“Enoby I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .
“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
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AN: Stop flaming, ok! By the way, you suck. From now on, every time someone flames me, I'm gonna slit my wrists! Fangz (Thanks) to Raven for helping!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
But I was too mad.
“Whatever! Now, you can go and have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key which had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then, I looked at my black Good Charlotte watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short, ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and a spiky belt. Under that, I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair up. Anyway, I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did some advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly, the guitar transformed into Draco!
“Ebony, I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I don't care what those fucker preps and posers think. Your the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you, I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just want to fucking be with you. I fucking love you!” Then, he started to sing Good Charlotte's The Chronicles of Life and Death, which was our song when we fell in love, right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing, gothic and sexy like a cross between Gerard Way, Joel Madden, Chester Bennington, Pierre Bouvier and Marilyn Manson. (AN: Don’t you think those guys are so hot? If you don't know who they are, then get the fuck out of here!)
“Oh my fucking goth,” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us, but I just stuck up my middle fingers that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now at them.
“I love you!” I said to Draco and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (I fucking hate that bitch) and Chad Michael Murray in A Cinderella Story. Then, we went away holding hands. Lupin shouted at us but he stopped because everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked together. Then, I saw a poster saying that My Chemical Romance would have a concert in Hogsmeade right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went together.
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My Own Comments: If you fucking hate that bitch, why would you compare the way Draco and your OC kissed with the way that bitch and CMM did in some preppy movie, given also the fact that you hate preps? I'm not goffik at all but I do know those awesome guys and their awesome bands, MCR, GC, LP, and SP.Marilyn Manson is in an eponymous band.And wait. How do you put your ebony black hair out? Did Ebony shave her head or something? Or did you mean she put here hair up, in, like, a ponytail or a bun or something? I assume that it's up, not out, because I don't think it's like her to shave her beautiful hair.
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Chapter 17: Shopping! Yes that Means More Goffik Clothes. YAY! :D
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese! & 2 Raven, i so fukn miss u. cum bak plez!!1 I cunt liv wifut u.
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“Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”
“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.
“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.
“We won’t do that again.” Draco promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”
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“NO.” he muttered loudly.
“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.
“Enoby! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me.
I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW that fucking poser dumbledorf gt willow expuld. he clamd dat she failed al her klasses and dat she skepped math. i so wll fukn miss her.” (an: RAVEN CUM BAK!!1)
"Sam", i sed.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.
“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”
“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”
B’Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
“No.” My head snaped up.
‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody Mary are u a PREP?”
“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”
“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
“Dumblydore.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”
“OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.
“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”
“Da real goffs?” Me and B’Loody Mary asked.
“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”
“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.
“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said B’Loody Mary.
“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebondy dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”
“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
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AN: You know what, shut up, ok! Prove to me that you're not preps! By the way, fangz to britney5655 for teaching me Japanese, and to Raven. I so fucking miss you. Come back please!!! I can't live without you.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
“What the fuck, Draco? I'm not going to a concert with you!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time! Even if it's MCR, and you know how much I like them.”
“What? Because we…you know…” he gadgetted (stuttered?) uncomfortably because guys don’t like to talk about you-know-what.
“Yeah, cause, we, you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.
“We won’t do that again,” Draco promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”
“Oh my fucking goth, what the fuck? Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess you're a prep, or a Christian, or what now?”
“NO,” he muttered loudly.
“Are you becoming a prep or what?” I shouted angrily.
“Ebony! I’m not! Please come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing The World is Black by GC to me.
I was flattered because that’s not even a single; he had memorized the lyrics just for me!
“Okay then, I guess I will have to,” I said and then we french kissed for a while. I went up to my room. B’loody Mary was standing there.
“Hajimemashite girl.” she said happily. She speaks Japanese and so do I. That means ‘how do you do’ in Japanese.
“By the way, that fucking poser Dumbledore got Willow expelled. He claimed that she failed all her classes and that she skipped math. I will so fucking miss her.” (AN: RAVEN, COME BACK!!)
"Sam," I said.
Well anyway, we were feeling all depressed. We watched some goffik (gothic) movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas.
“Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.
“Kawaii,” B’loody Mary shook her head energetically. “Oh yeah, I have a confession to make. After she got expelled, I murdered her, and then Lupin did it with her because he’s a necrophiliac.”
“Kawaii,” I commented happily . We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie.
“Oh, hey, by the way, I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight in Hogsmeade with MCR.” I said. “ I need to wear, like, the hottest outfit EVER.”
B’loody Mary nodded energetically. “Oh my fucking goth, totally. Lets go shopping.”
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic loyalty card.
“No.”
My head snapped up.
‘WHAT?” my head spun. I could not believe it. “B’loody Mary are you a PREP?”
“NO! NO!” she laughed. “I found some cool goffik stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”
“Who told you about them?” I asked. I was sure that it would be either Draco, Diabolo, or Vampire. I was hoping that she would not say that it was Vampire. Or me.
“Dumbledore,” She said. “Let me just call our brooms.”
“Oh my fucking goth, DUMBLEDORE?” I asked quietly.
“Yeah, I saw the map of Hogsmeade on his desk,” she told me. “Come on; let’s go.”
We were going in a few punk/goff stores SPECIALLY MADE for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses.
“We only have these for the real goffs,” he said.
“The real goffs?” me and B’loody Mary asked.
“Yeah, you wouldn’t believe how many posers there are in this town, man! Yesterday, Lupin and Snape tried to buy a goffik camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I didn't even know that they had a camera.”
“OH MY FUCKING GOTH, NO! THEY'RE GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tassels coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
“Oh my Satan, you have to buy that outfit,” the salesperson said.
“Yeah, it looks totally hot,” said B’loody Mary.
“You know what, I am gonna give it to you free because you look really hot in that outfit. Hey, are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah, I am, actually,” I looked back at him. “Hey, by the way, my name’s Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Tara Way. What’s yours?”
“Tom Riddle,” he said as he ran his hand through his black-dyed hair. “Maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
“Yeah, I don’t think so, because I'm going there with my boyfriend Draco, you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OH MY FUCKING GOTH, EBONY! YOU NEED TO GO BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
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My Own Comments: I applaud you, Tara, for knowing the difference between in and into. For those who don't know, in is used when referring to stationary positions, and into refers to motion. Oh, and spell your character's name correctly. She is your self-insert after all.
NEW MISSPELLING: Ebondy
Oh, and, who's Sam?
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Chapter 18: Willow's Resurrection
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
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Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. “WTF Hargrid?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.
“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
“So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?” she asked.
“Yah.” I said happily.
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| ...that his dad Lucian gave him. |
“I’m gong with Diabolo.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was…….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Draco!”
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!
TRANSLATION:
AN: I said, stop flaming the story! If you're a prep, then don't read it! You can tell whether you're a prep or not by my quiz. It's on my homepage. If you're not, then you rock. But if you are, then FUCK OFF!
P.S. Willow isn’t really a prep. Raven, please do this. I'll promise to give you back your poster!
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Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and stuff for free. He said he would help us with makeup if he wanted because he was really into fashion and stuff. (He's bisexual). Hagrid kept shouting at us to come back to Hogwarts.
“What the fuck, Hagrid?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off, you fucking bastard.” Well anyway, Willow came as if nothing happened, as if B'loody Mary did not murder her, and as if Lupin never did it with her corpse. Hargird went away angrily.
“Hey bitch, you look kawaii,” she said.
“Yeah, but not as kawaii as you,” I answered sadly because Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset with blood red lace on it and a black miniskirt with blood-red accents, leather fishnets and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big boobs and everything. She was thin enough to be anorexic.
“So, are you going to the concert with Draco?” she asked.
“Yeah,” I said happily.
“I’m going with Diabolo,” she answered happily. Draco and Diabolo came. They were both looking extremely hot and sexy and you could tell they thought that we were hot too.
Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup just like Marilyn Manson does. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic, black Good Charlotte t-shirt and black Vans he got from the Warped Tower (or is this supposed to be tour?). B’loody Mary was going to the concert with Dracola.
Dracola used to be called Neville, but it turned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family was one of vampires who all died in a car crash. Neville converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slytherin now. He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair with red streaks in it.
Well anyway, we all went to Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (get it? 'Cause we're goffik.) that his dad Lucius gave him. We did pot, coke and crack. Draco and I made out. We made fun of those stupid fucking preps. We soon got there. I gapsed.
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| Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! |
It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly, preppy man with no nose and red eyes... Everyone ran away but me and Draco. They were Voldemort and the Death Dealers!
“You moronic idiots!” he shouted in an angst-filled manner. “Ebony, I told thee to kill Vampire. Thou hath failed. And now, I shall kill thee and Draco!”
“No, no... please!” we begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Suddenly, a gothic, old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black beard. He was wearing a black robe that said ‘Avril Lavigne’ on the back. He shouted a spell and Voldemort ran away. It was DUMBLEDORE!
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My Own Comments: I have lost track of how many times you have used the words black, gothic, and fuck. Well, here's a black you'll hate for sure: Rebecca Black. Also, Lucian is a video game character from Valkyrie Profile, not a Harry Potter character. Lucius is Draco's dad, not Lucian. Also, I agree. Everyone should stop flaming the stryo, er, styro. That's not Eco-friendly at all.
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Chapter 19: Extreme Home Makeover Goff Edition
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!
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I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
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| ...I went down to the Grate Hall. |
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
“……………….DUMBLEDORE?1!” we all gasped.
“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!”
“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1.
“BTW you can call me Albert.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
TRANSLATION:
AN: I SAID STOP FLAMING! If you do, then you're a fucking prep! Fangz to Raven for the help and stuff. You rock! And you're not a prep. Fangz for my sweater! P.S. The other reason Dumbeldore swore is because he's trying to be goffik, so there!
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The night before, Draco and I went back to the skull, er, school. (Get it? Skull? Because I'm goffik and I like death?) Dumbledore chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms. My bromstick was black with blood red bristles with lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR broom. We went back to our rooms and we had sex to a Linkin Park song.
Well anyway, I went down to the Great Hall. There, all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But, you could see that there was pink pant underneath the black paint and there were posters of poser bands everywhere such as Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
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| Who's sexier? |
Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier: Mikey Way, Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so fucking hot,” Neville was saying, as suddenly, a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had dyed his hair black.
“DUMBLEDORE?” we all gasped.
“WHAT THE FUCK?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!”
“Hello everyone,” he said happily. “As you can see, I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!
“By the way, you can call me Albert,” he called as we left to our classes.
“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transformation class. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (get it? Way, like Gerard) but I didn’t say anything.
“I bet he’s having a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
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My Own Comments: Mikey, Gerard, or Billie? My answer: Billie Joe Armstrong. Hell yeah.
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Chapter 20: Gong Under
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11
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All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
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| ...and a black die. |
“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”
Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for u.”
TRANSLATION:
AN: Please stop flaming the story! If you do, you're a fucking prep and you're jealous, ok! From now on, I'm going to delete your mean reviews! By the way, Ebony is a pure blood, so there! Fangz to Raven for the help!
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All day, we sat angrily thinking about Dumbledore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward to- the My Chemical Romance concert. It had been postponed, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked him what's the matter and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and full of angst. (Aren't sensitive bisexual guys so hot?)
“No one fucking understands me!” he shouted angrily as his black hair went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Broken Dreams. He was wearing black baggy pants, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die, er, tie. (Get it? Die, instead of tie because I'm goffik.)
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| ...like Amy Lee in Going Under |
“Excuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“But-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was too late. I knew what I heard. I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Draco banged on the door. I wept and wept as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces, er, face... like Benji in the video for Girls and Boys (Raven, that is so our video!). I took out a cigarette and started to smoke pot.
Suddenly Hagrid came.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing in the girls’ room?”
Only it wasn’t just Hagrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it to be Tom Riddle or maybe Draco but it was Dumbledore.
“Hey, I need to ask you a question,” he said, pulling out his black wannabe-goffik purse. “What are you wearing to the concert?”
“You know who MCR are!” I gasped.
“No, I just saw that there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to,” he said. “Anyway, Draco has a surprise for you.”
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My Own Comments: I applaud you once more, Tara, for spelling Billie Joe's name correctly of all things.
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To be continued...
The quiz isn't in her homepage anymore, but I took another similar quiz and...
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| Results. I was expecting to either be a punk or a poser. I swear I'm not a pure goth. |