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Chapter 11 - Bloody Gothic Rose 666
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b’loody mary isn’t a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
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| the only way you can kill a vampire is with... a steak. |
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.
We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”
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AN: Stop it, you gay fags! If you don't like my story, then fuck off! p.s. It turns out B’loody Mary isn’t a muggle after all and she and Vampire are evil, that's why they moved houses, ok!
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Only, today, Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a stake) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.
I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.
We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly burst into tears.
“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerned voice.
“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (see, is that out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too, all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbledore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t because he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (See, that's basically not swearing and this time he was really upset and you will see why.) “Ebony, Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”
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My Own Comments: You do not kill a vampire with steak. You kill vampires with stakes, crosses, sunlight, and garlic. And if Draco is also a vampire and can't die by slitting, how did he commit suicide by doing so?
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Chapter 12 - Masticating Peeping Toms
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!
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“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
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| And Loopin was masticating to it! |
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
“What do you know, Hargrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
“This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
“Because you’re goffic?” Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
“Because I LOVE HER!”
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AN: I said, stop flaming you preps! See if this chapter is stupid!!!!! It deals with really serious issues! Btw, fangz to my friend Raven for helping me!
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“NO!” I screamed. I was horrified! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. The blood got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sadly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snape was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Lupin was masticating (masturbating) to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!?” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Manson on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
“Avada Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin, pointing his womb (wand). I took my gun and shot Snape and Lupin a gazillion times and they both started screaming. The camera broke. Suddenly, Dumbledore ran in.
“Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted, looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
"Everyone, we need to talk," Hagrid said as he ran outside on his broom.
“What do you know, Hagrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
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“This cannot be.” Snape said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumbledore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.
Lupin held up the camera triumphantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
“Why are you doing this?” Lupin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his cloak.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hagrid said and he paused in the air dramatically, waving his wand in the air. Then he swooped in singing to the tune of a Gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
“Because you’re goffik?” Snape asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraid it meant he was connected with Satan.
“Because... I LOVE HER!”
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My own comments: Really? I don't even know where to start.This is just a chapter that is the epitome of fail, sandly.And triumelephantly you have made me laugh, Tara. :D
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Chapter 13 - Pink Roses
“I know. I was just warming up my vocal cords,” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio (for all you cool goffic MCR fans out there, that is a tribute! Especially for Raven: I love you girl!) imo noto okayo!”
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AN: Raven, fangz for helping me again. I'm sorry I took your poster of Gerard, but that guy is such a fucking sex bomb! PREPS STOP FLAMING!
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
“Dumbledore! Dumbledore!” we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
“What is it that you want now, you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
“Voldemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU, Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides, I never liked him that much anyway.” Then, he walked away.
Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t you think gay guys are, like, so hot?)
“It's okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I have an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Voldemort’s lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Avada Kedavra!”
It was Voldemort!
Chapter 15 - Viower Excretion
To be continued...
Chapter 13 - Pink Roses
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn’t really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!
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Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
“Enoby I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.
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“No Enoby.” Hargrid says. “Those are not roses.”
“What, are they goffs too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin.” Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .
“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.
“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.
“OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?”
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
“U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!”
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
“You look kawai, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.
“Vampire you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
“NO!” I ran up closer.
“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”
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SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I
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AN: stop flaming, ok! Hagrid is a pedophile too. A lot of people in American schools are like that, so I wanted to address the issue! How do you know that Snape isn't Christian? Plus, Hagrid isn’t really in love with Ebony. That was Cedric, ok!
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Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snape, Lupin and Hagrid were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedophiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Dumbledore had constipated (confiscated) the video camera they used to take a video clip of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hagrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
“Ebony, I need to tell you something,” he said in a very serious voice as he gave me the roses.
“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked-up preps like you.” I snapped. Hagrid had been mean to me before for being goffik.
“No, Ebony,” Hagrid said. “Those are not roses.”
“What, are they goffs to you, you poser prep?” I asked because I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily.
“No, you didn’t," I replied. “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton-esque video made from my shower scene and being viewed by Snape and Lupin.”
"Who MASTURBATED to it," he added silently.
“Whatever!” I yelled angrily.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses.
“These aren’t roses.”
He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered
"Well, if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say! "
“That’s not a spell; that’s an MCR song,” I corrected him wisely.
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And then the roses turned into a huge, black flame floating in the middle of the air. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.
“Okay, I believe you. Now where the fuck is Draco?”
Hagrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could see nothing.
“You see, Ebony,” Dumblydore said as we were watching the flame. “To see what is in the flames (Ha ha, you reviewers... flames... get it?) you must find yourself first, okay?”
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF, OK, YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hagrid yelled. Dumbledore looked shocked. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hargrid stormed off back into his bed. “You are a liar, Professor Dumbledore!”
Anyway, when I got better, I went upstairs and put on a black leather mini dress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (If you don’t know who she is, then you're a prep. So, fuck off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
“You look kawaii, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly.
“Fangs (geddit) to you too,” I said sadly too. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the window shades on so that Snape and Lupin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair (Lair?) of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
“Fangs (geddit) to you too,” I said sadly too. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the window shades on so that Snape and Lupin couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair (Lair?) of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
“Hi,” he said in a depressed way.
“Hello,” I said in an equally said way.
“Hello,” I said in an equally said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red Gothic eyes that are so much like Draco's. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
“STOP IT NOW, YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle (McGonagall) who was watching us and so was everyone else.
“Vampire, you fucker!” I said, slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!” I shouted and ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. “OH MY FUCKING GOD! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
“NO!” I ran up closer.
“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.
“I do, but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Voldemort has him bondage!”
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AN: SPECIAL FANGZ TO RAVEN, MY GOFFIK BLOOD SISTER. WTF, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE THIS!!!!!!!!! HEY, RAVEN, DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER IS?
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My Own Comments: Thanks for spelling Billie Joe Armstrong's name correctly. Not even the news can get his name right sometimes. Professor McGoggle? Funniest thing I've seen in a while. And yes, you still spelled masturbated wrong. It's masturbated, not mastabated.
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Chapter 14 - Voldemort Hath Draco!
AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
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| but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! |
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
“Dumbledore Dumblydore!” we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
“Volsemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Voldemprt’s lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah Kedavra!” It was……………………………….. Voldemort!
AN: Raven, fangz for helping me again. I'm sorry I took your poster of Gerard, but that guy is such a fucking sex bomb! PREPS STOP FLAMING!
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| Voldemort has Draco (bondage)! |
“Dumbledore! Dumbledore!” we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
“What is it that you want now, you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
“Voldemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU, Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides, I never liked him that much anyway.” Then, he walked away.
Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t you think gay guys are, like, so hot?)
“It's okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I have an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Voldemort’s lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Avada Kedavra!”
It was Voldemort!
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My own comments: Yes, Gerard Way is a fucking sex bomb. :) I agree. And I'm still trying to imagine Draco and Voldemort in Rihanna's S&M music video. It's just too funny. Once again Tara, I fik u r lik legendary. I meant, 'once again Tara, I think you are, like, legendary.' Damn I hate txtspeak. That's why I never became a texting addict and never will.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Chapter 15 - Viower Excretion
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
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We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
“Huh?” I asked. ”Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
“What’s wrong honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Draco.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.
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AN: fuck off PREPS ok! Raven, fangz for helping again. I'm sorry that I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists. P.S. I'm not updating until you give me 10 good reviews!
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WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY SCARY. VIOWER EXCRETION (VIEWER DISCRETION) ADVISED.
We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead, the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Wormtail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Wormtail.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting. Then, suddenly, he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes.
“Ebony, I love you. Will you have sex with me?” he said. (In this, he is sixteen years old, so he's not a pedophile, okay?)
“Huh?” I asked. ”Ebony, I love you. Will you have sex with me?” asked Wormtail again.
I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood poured out of it like a fountain.
“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly.
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| We could hear his high heels clacking to us. |
“Wormtail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
“What’s wrong, honey?” asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (get it, 'cause he's so sexy) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
“Its so unfair!” I yelled. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Draco.
“Yeah, but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Wormtail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you, ok, Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?”
I shouted angrily. (Don’t worry; Ebony isn’t a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her she's pretty.)
“I'm good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAuthor's Notes: I knew Voldemort was wearing the stuff Rihanna would wear in an S&M bondage session. I'm still too busy shitting bricks from this fanfic. Yes, that's viower excretion. And Ebony is a conceited person. She isn't good at everything; there's always grammar, spelling, not to mention character development. So who says Mary Sue/Gary Stu characters are perfect? Not me.
To be continued...